I'm really into asian looking animals
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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