He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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