Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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