I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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