i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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