where am i from again
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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