i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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