he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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