Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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