Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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