awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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