i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Even my vagina gasped.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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