Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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