Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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