no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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