Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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