is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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