4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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