we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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