Midget sex pt 2 tonight
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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