okay pat passed out under dana's car
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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