You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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