You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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