i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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