yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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