Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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