scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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