champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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