No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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