the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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