I forgot how hot balto sounded
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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