And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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