GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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