it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize