apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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