the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
did i walk over a car last night?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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