i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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