All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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