North Korea, Best Korea!
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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