is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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