A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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