Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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