Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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