She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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