Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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