sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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