Who wears a wallet chain?!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize