Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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