didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm eating all of the evidence.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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