i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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