But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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