You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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