I would go down on you faster than GM stock
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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